People need priorities in life. Which is why I am happy to hop aboard all of the latest fads. Did you hear about Hula Hoops? That was in 1958 you say? Guess I need to pay more attention.
“Let’s go catch Pokémon,” said my daughter Flannery.
“Why just one?” I said. “Why not Pokémons, Pokémen, Poképersons ...?”
“They’re the same singular and plural,” she said. “Few have genders.”
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