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By: 
Scott Sullivan
The same day I read about Judge Mama Grizzly I also learned that a Grosse Pointe woman had pleaded to charges of renting out human heads infected with HIV, hepatitis B and other diseases. In one case, eight human heads were wrapped in trash bags and piled into a camping cooler for delivery. Elizabeth Rathburn told the government heads in a cooler had been embalmed and a pool of blood at the bottom was Listerine. Imagine Her Future Honor presiding over this case.

“Move over, Judge Judy,” says the Associated Press. “Alaska’s mama grizzly is getting a gavel.”

Yes, failed Republican vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin plans to make a pilot for a reality court TV show.

She has no legal training. But we are talking TV reality. The former Alaska governor is telegenic and “calls them like she sees them,” says Hollywood publicist Howard Bragman.

What a great moment for jurisprudence. Remember when Palin, asked how as President she would avoid investigations like the one that forced her to resign as governor, responded, “I think on a national level your Department of Law there in the White House would look at some of the things we’ve been charged with and automatically throw them out.”

The White House has a Department of Law? Who knew?

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