National Condom Week started on Valentine’s Day (V.D.), the Ottawa County Health Department tells us. If I hit the road I can get free rubbers at 26 sites in our neighbor county including Hoodoo Tattoo in Holland.
Ottawa County!? Where everyone’s chaste until folks stop chasing them? Whose residents were divinely conceived or came from the stork? What gives? First they screwed Sunday booze sales here by blowing off long-held blue laws. Now they’re conceding they’re not all abstinent?
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