Blue Star

Full of It
Scott Sullivan
Saugatuck needs CRAP too. I was climbing the Oval Beach dunes to take pictures, which can be dicey when you wear running shoes on ice and are lugging a long-lens camera, when I slipped and ripped the crotch of my blue jeans. I’m a modest guy, but suffice to say my appearances more than fit common notions of masculinity. The asterisks would run off the page had bare skin not been exposed to midwinter air.

Chicago, that toddlin’ town. Home of Dillinger, Mayors Daley, Capone, Carl Sandburg, Hugh Hefner, Obama and transplants whom, tired of the tedium, move to Saugatuck to experience real craziness.

The Windy City has never lacked blowhards. But the Chicago Restroom Access Project has set new standards. Hog Butcher, Tool Maker, Stacker of Wheat … now CRAP.

For full story, pick up a copy of the Feb. 11 Commercial Record or subscribe to the e-edition.

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