Blue Star

Present Tense
Scott Sullivan
I can’t pass on this chance to look better naked. It’s safer to keep my clothes on, but think of the fun I’d miss. Having passed on MAX Workouts and Dr. Oz’s daily entreaties, how soon will this opportunity come again?

There are a million stories in Saugatuck-Douglas, the Naked Cities—not counting Cindy Gamrat’s. It’s Christmas Eve and I need gifts fast. Email to the rescue.

Fixing my metabolism can transform my life, says one. Who knew it was broken? Brad Davidson, nutritionist to the stars, whose new book “The Stark Naked 21-Day Metabolic Reset” can give me “a lean strong body, more energy, mental sharpness, better sleep and a heightened sex drive.”

Jesus may have been born tomorrow, but I wasn’t yesterday. How to achieve these miracles? By forgetting everything I know about diet and exercise, says the email.

That won’t take much, especially with Brad’s help. Who can I trust more to diagnose me than someone who’s never met me?

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