One man ran nude through his neighborhood, tried to have sex with a tree and told police he was Thor.
Another ran naked down a city street in broad daylight, convinced German shepherds were pursuing him.
Two more, thinking people were chasing them, tried to break into the police station. One wound up impaled on a fence.
What sounds like a typical day in Saugatuck-Douglas has Ft. Lauderdale worried. The Florida city has seen a surge in the popularity of flakka, a synthetic designer drug easily available by mail for $5 a vial.
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