Happy holidays! Season’s greetings! Oops, too secular? Merry Christmas, then! Happy Hanukah! Copacetic Kwanzaa!
‘Tis the season to take umbrage. Our former state Sen. Rick Jones saved Christmas from Satan last week by arranging for a nativity scene to appear on the state House lawn in Lansing. Otherwise a satanic display would have been the capitol’s only holiday exhibit.
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