There used to be hair bands that women wore and “hair bands” like Mötley Crüe that spent as much time on their locks as licks. I turned gray, then found all of my colored hair banned.
Now it’s white, why not chop enough so I needn’t comb it yet not so much that my dome needs sunscreen?
Samson had Delilah, Son of Sam had a neighbor’s dog who gave him Satanic commands and my Samsung cuts out when it ceases receiving signals. My haircut proved deep as well.
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